- What is Joey Laurence's favorite song from the 2008 film Slumdog Millionaire?
- "Jai Whoa!"
- If Joey Laurence starred in a post-apocalypic movie, what would the title be?
- The Whoa!-ed Warrior
- If Joey Laurence was shopping for bicycles in Madison, Wisconsin, where would he go to buy a bicycle?
- Machinery Whoa! Bicycles
- It is well known that Joey Laurence is a staunch Republican, but who was his favorite advisor to the Bush Administration?
- Karl Whoa!ve
- In his book, China's Economy: The Tiger Awakes, what does author Joey Laurence credit as a key event in China's development?
- The Sino - Whoa!viet Split.
- When Joey Laurence was a reporter for the Chicago Sun Times, what did he think were the 5 'W' Questions?
- Who, What, Where, When, Whoa! ... and How
- If Joey Laurence were cast in a Star Wars film, what role would he play?
- He would play the dual roles of Han SoWhoa! and Luke SkyWhoa!ker
- What is Joey Laurence's favorite newspaper that covers the Ho-Chunk Nation?
- The HocakWhoa!rak
- When Joey Laurence is trying to bed an unwilling female, what does he use to convince her to go back to his place?
- Whoa!hypnol
- If you are getting an autograph from Joey Laurence, what will he give you if you slip him an extra 20 bucks?
- A Whoa!job
- When Joey Laurence's wife gave birth to a baby girl on May 10th, 2006, what did Mr. Joey Laurence say?
- "Oh my, I wish I had some sort of word to describe my surprise at this very moment... Something to express my delight at seeing my daughter come out of her mother's Whoa!mb."
